"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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