I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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