then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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