What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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