Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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