What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Semen is not good for contacts.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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