He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
and she was petting her beer can
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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