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  Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.

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  I could have done it in 2

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• I could have done it in one...just say anything about unwrapping a great present

  Submitted by Phys on Dec 26, 11 at 12:40pm

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  • Just about any girl can get there in 1 too.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 12:05am

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• win.

  Submitted by bellamari on Dec 26, 11 at 12:32pm

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• Merry Christmas. Let's have sex.\n\nEasy?

  Submitted by bustamove on Dec 26, 11 at 10:34pm

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• Merry Christmas to my <insert adjective(s) here> ho ho ho!

  Submitted by TampaDave on Dec 26, 11 at 6:10pm

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• O' my dick in a box.... Song. Defiantly a Christmas Classic

  Submitted by Kriztoff on Mar 3, 14 at 2:29pm

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• Merry Christmas!\n\nYea same to you, I got you a present... ...it's my dick in a box ;)\n\nI'll be right over :)

  Submitted by ScoobyJew504 on Dec 26, 11 at 2:44pm

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• there always has to be that friend who "one-ups" you.

  Submitted by mmtija on Dec 27, 11 at 9:51am

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