I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
