can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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