This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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