Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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