The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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