Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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