Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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