Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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