Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
