She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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