I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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