I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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