if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
my poor anus
I pour the whiskey from now on
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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