You smell like a Billy Joel song
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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