It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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