Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize