I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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