I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he shaved USA in his pubs
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
