First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize