Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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