Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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