i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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