I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
