I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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