VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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