Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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