Grow some girl-balls and come out already
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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