i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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