...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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