at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
found the other keg... it's in the tree
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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