Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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