Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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