Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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