big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she looked like the before picture.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
