i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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