he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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