Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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