I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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