I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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