i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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