of course. lets lasso hookers.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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