So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I have tasted many bathrooms
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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