All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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