For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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