I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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