awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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