Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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