If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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