So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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